The Whitehouse Post is Ready to Save the World from Utter Destruction in 2012

Calling the Brave, the Daring, the Warriors Among Us…

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We’ve known it was coming for eons. We’ve wondered what form it would take.

Yet no one dared to stop it.

Until now.

The Whitehouse Post is prepared to save the world from apocalyptic doom.

But we need your help.

If the Whitehouse Post Facebook page hits 1500 fans before the clock strikes midnight on December 21, 2012 – the Asteroid Epophis will dissolve and rain manna from the heavens, Planet Nibiru will shift its path of destruction to one of peace and prosperity replenishing our ozone layer and absorbing our excess CO2 in its passing, coronal ejections will mollify and the 13th B’ak’tun, Nostradamus and unidentified Alien interlopers will withdraw to their oracular caves – until the next 5,125 years when another savior will be called upon.

The fate of the future lies in your hands.